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 ... me in giving a nice welcome 

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 to Jared and Misha! 

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 [audience cheers, screams, applauds] 

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 What's going on guys? 
 [audience applauds] 

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 [laughs, applauds] 

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 I think these -- 
 I think these are switched. 

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 [laughs] 

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 [laughs, inaudible] 

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 [laughs] 

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 [inaudible] 
 [laughs, cheers] 

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 [laughs, cheers] 

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 [inaudible] 
 Was this a bad joke?! 

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 [laughs] 

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 [off mic] So anyways, um, 
 good morning guys [inaudible]. 
 [laughs] 

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 The birth of many bad jokes today. 
 [laughs] 

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 I know, the beginning -- 
 the beginning of many. 

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 [mic stand thunks] 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 Actually Misha was supposed to [inaudible]. 
 Uh... check please. 

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 I -- I figured as much. 
 [inaudible] 

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 No. 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 Good morning guys. 
 Good morning! 

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 How are y'all uh -- how are y'all 
 liking this morning? 

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 I -- I -- I woke up and everybody 
 was running a marathon 

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 and I was like, “Nope, 
 I'm not gonna do that!” 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 
 Misha wasn't in it! 

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 I know, he wasn't in it! 
 No, I -- I was. 

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 [laughs] 
 We were waiting for your tweet 

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 that you were running it. 
 Yeah, it started at like -- yeah. 

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 Uh... 
 It started at 8:00 so he already 
 finished and took a shower and... 

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 [scattered laughs] 

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 Yeah. 
 [laughs] 

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 How are y'all liking the season? 
 How are y'all --  

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 we haven't seen y'all guys 
 since the season started. 
 [cheers] 

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 [silently] Yeah. 
 [cheers, screams, applauds] 

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 Yeah, where the fuck have you been? 
 [applauds] 

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 Yeah, where -- c'mon guys, 
 we've been waiting. 

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 [scattered laughs] 

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 Have we seen you yet? 
 Yeah. 
 Yeah! 

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 [many responses] 
 Last night! 

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 That's right! You were 
 torturing the little kid. 

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 Giving him [inaudible]. 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 [inaudible] 
 He dented a car. 
 And Sam 

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 Hey, that's right! 
 didn't stop him! 

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 That was -- that was Friday's episode. 
 We -- we bought your 

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 car for you three days ago, 

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 so if you need to borrow ours... 
 Thank you for the workout scene! 

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 [laughs, cheers, applauds] 

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 I didn't bring it up, but since 
 you're gonna bring it up, I -- 

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 That was a funny thing. 
 I had a conversation with Misha, 

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 I was like... you know what, 
 season like one, two, three, four, 

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 I was like... like 
 hitting the gym every day, 

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 then I got married. 
 Yeah, he used to be in shape, 

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 but... 
 [laughs] 

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 he totally let himself go, obviously. 
 Well, 

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 in the script, I -- 
 I laughed when I read it 

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 'cause it wasn't like, 
 “Sam works out.” 

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 It was like, “Sam does 
 rapid-fire pushups.” 

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 “Sam...” 
 [laughs] 

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 I was like, what? 
 It's like a Rocky scene. 

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 It was like, “Sam does pullups 
 with a car attached to him.” 
 [scattered laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 “I can't actually 
 do this, guys.” 

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 I can't -- like maybe 
 a year or two ago. 

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 It was, “Sam runs a 
 sub-three-minute miles.” 

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 [laughs] 

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 Uh... is that really uh... 
 [laughs] 

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 So yeah. 
 Yeah, the script revision 

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 that he suggested was, 
 “Sam eats doughnuts.” 

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 [laughs] 

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 But they didn't go for that. 
 [laughs] 

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 [scattered laughs] 

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 They wouldn't let me, 
 they wouldn't let me. 

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 So that was -- that was 

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 [inaudible] 
 Which I think would have 
 been equally sexy, though. 
 That-- 

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 [laughs] 

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 [off mic] Yeah. Right? 
 I mean, I'm just saying. 
 [laughs] 

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 Yeah, well that was 
 this week's scene. 

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 It was the Sam eats doughnuts scene. 
 [off mic] Yeah. 

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 [scattered laughs] 

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 Naked, so... 
 That one-- 
 [scattered laughs] 

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 [laughs, screams, applauds] 

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 Did y'all buy a car? 
 Who bought the car? 

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 Did you really? Congratulations. 
 Yeah. 

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 We got a 2010 Dodge Charger. 
 No way. 

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 Yep. 
 Nice guys. 

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 It's in the parking lot if you need to borrow it. 
 [inaudible] okay. 
 If you want to park it, 

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 park it right next to the building, 
 I'll go up to one of the uh... 

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 He'll jump [inaudible]. 

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 up to the floors 
 and jump on it. 

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 [laughing], Yeah. 
 [laughs] 

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 [inaudible] 
 [inaudible] kind of value-added. 

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 He just -- he just smooshes it, so... 
 Yeah. 

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 Are you giving us your car keys? 
 Yeah, we'll take them. 

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 [laughs] 

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 That was a big, bad mistake. 
 [laughs] 

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 [scattered laughs] 

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 Um we did the scene 
 and he was like, 

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 what were you laying on, 
 like a green piece of uh...? 

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 'Cause we obviously shot 
 this amazing stunt in Vancouver. 

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 We had these two rocking, 
 very manly stunt men-- 

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 Uh, aren't we supposed to 
 pretend I did it? 

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 Oh yeah, Misha -- so anyways, 
 Misha jumps out the building, 
 [laughs] 

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 and uh... 
 [laughs] 

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 Um but they did this, what was it, 
 a -- a 50 foot fall? 

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 How -- how big was the fall? 
 [Clif] Yeah, about 50 feet. 

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 About 50 foot fall they -- they... 
 [off mic] Yeah. 

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 arm in arm jumped out 
 of a window. 

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 That was uh -- it was um -- 
 it made the front page 

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 and the Vancouver paper 
 and stuff like that. 

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 Not very hard to make 
 the front page [inaudible]. 
 I'm ok, I -- 

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 [laughs] 

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 I'm not thirsty, 
 thank you very much! 

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 [laughs] 

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 [some yell that he 
 has one already] 

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 What? [inaudible] 

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 I know, just kidding. [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

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 I thought it was 
 a good joke. Um... 

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 Oh yeah, of course 
 it's here! Ha ha ha. 

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 [laughs] 

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 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

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 Um yeah, so we had 
 this scene where uh 

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 they -- they jump out and then 
 Misha, you were laying on the car, 

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 and the other guy had 
 vanished by then, right? 

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 And so Jensen and I 
 are like... 

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 six floors up shooting the -- 
 looking out the window 

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 [laughs] and we were launching [inaudible, laughing]. 
 They were throwing shit at me. 

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 [laughs] 
 Throwing actually broken glass at me. 

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 [laughs] 

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 It was a little bit of broken glass. 
 [laughs] 

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 We just wanted to see 
 if it would fly, 

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 'cause you can't really aim it. 
 Yeah, 

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 Totally legitimate, no, 
 I wouldn't question that. 

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 [laughs] 

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 It was science. 
 But he was [inaudible, laughs] 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 We had a hypothesis 
 and that was 

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 the uh -- the actual testing part, 
 what is it, 

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 and we came to the conclusion 
 that glass does not fly properly 

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 from four floors when you're 
 trying to throw them at people. 

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 [laughs] 

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 So... 
 But you can still hit Misha with it. 

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 We can still try, we can still hit Misha. 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 You -- you can't toss it, 
 you have to really fling it 

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 where it kind of... gets some speed into it 
 [laughs] 

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 and, you know, 
 maybe slices him a little bit. 

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 This is a... 
 good crowd, big crowd. 

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 Thanks guys. 
 [scattered cheers] 

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 [cheers, applauds] 

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 Yeah, mwah. Mwah mwah. 
 [applauds] 

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 Ladies and gentlemen, 
 Misha Collins. 

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 [cheers, applauds] 

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 Ladies and gentlemen, 
 Jaaared Padalecki! 

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 [cheers, applauds] 

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 Um... 
 [applauds] 

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 Who's y'all's favorite 
 Greek philosopher? 

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 [laughs] 

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 [various responses] 

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 Plato's my favorite. 

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 Um... so what are y'all thinking 
 about the season so far? 

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 Yes? Uh, we've heard you like it. 
 Love it. [scattered cheers] 

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 What do you all -- what are 
 y'all's guess about Sam? 

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 Let's talk about me. 

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 [laughs] 

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 You have to pay for sex. 

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 The which? 
 You have to pay for sex. 

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 Has to? 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 I -- I was choosing to, 
 I wasn't -- 

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 Yeah. 
 You were helping the economy. 

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 Helping the [inaudible]. 
 I was, I was. 

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 Sam's very um, 
 uh, financially... 

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 um... concerned. 
 It's the stimulus program. 

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 It's the stim-- 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 We have a very 
 liberal president, so um... 

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 It's part of the stimulus 
 keeping everybody employed. 

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 Um... 
 [scattered laughs] 

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 Yeah, Sam has to 
 pay for sex. 

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 That was my -- that was my 
 impression in the season so far. 

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 That actually is a pretty good 
 takeaway, isn't it? 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 We know something's 
 off with him 

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 because he's paying 
 for sex now. 

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 [laughs] 

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 Didn't -- I think I said 
 a couple years ago that -- 

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 I think Sam said-- 
 He did. 

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 He did, right? 
 Which episode was it? 

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 [many answers] Lazarus Rising. 
 I can't believe you know that. 

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 [laughs] 

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 I can't either, I was 
 kind of joking. 

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 But... 
 [laughs] 

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 I did, you're right! 

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 The season premiere 
 of last year. 

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 That's right! 
 [stomping noises] 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 I married that lady. 

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 [laughs] 

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 [inaudible] paying for it. 
 Now I'm paying for it. 

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 [laughs] 

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 Just kidding honey, just kidding. 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 We'll keep that between us, guys. 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 Don't worry, I don't think 
 that will get out of this room. 

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 [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

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 There are no video cameras 
 up right now, um... 

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 [laughs] 

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 We're -- we're quite all right. 

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 We -- we find out in episode five 
 that Misha pays as well. 

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 [inaudible] 
 [scattered laughs] 

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 [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

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 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

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 Not -- not Castiel. 

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 [inaudible] 
 You misunderstood. 
 [laughs] 

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 Yeah yeah yeah. 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 It was a -- it was -- 
 it was a non sequitur, 

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 but we sorta went 
 to the real life from... 

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 [laughs] 

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 from the play world. 
 Congratulations on your baby, Misha. 

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 Thank you. 
 Thank you. 

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 [cheers, screams, applauds] 

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 Jared, you're not supposed to say “thank you”. 
 [applauds] 

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 [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 Uh... [sheepish mumble]. 

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 Jared comes up and like, “Hey, I can't wait 
 to meet my biological son.” 
 Wait, it's Jared's baby too? 

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 [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

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 [laughs] 

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 Um, what was the question? 

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 It's Jared's babies too? 

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 [laughs] 

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 Well I don't know -- 
 I don't know if you'd say “too”. 

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 Yeah, I'm afraid 
 the way it works, 

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 it's either one or the other. 

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 [laughs] 

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 As soon as we get the tests back, 
 we'll let you know. 

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 [laughs] 

244
00:07:58,295 --> 00:07:59,763
 Um... 
 I love the gag reel. 

245
00:08:00,096 --> 00:08:01,932
 [inaudible] 
 What? 
 I love the gag reel. 

246
00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:04,768
 What? 
 The gag reel. 

247
00:08:04,768 --> 00:08:06,770
 The gag reel! Yes, we'll 
 reenact it right now. 

248
00:08:06,903 --> 00:08:08,038
 Yes. [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

249
00:08:08,038 --> 00:08:09,906
 [laughs] 

250
00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,807
 Which was the gag reel? 

251
00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:13,009
 I don't know what you're talking about. 
 I haven't seen the gag reel. 
 [laughs] 

252
00:08:13,009 --> 00:08:14,177
 [laughs] 

253
00:08:14,177 --> 00:08:15,645
 Is -- season 5's out, 
 isn't it? 

254
00:08:15,645 --> 00:08:17,380
 Season 5? 
 Yeah. 
 What's the gag reel? 

255
00:08:17,380 --> 00:08:19,015
 I haven't had a -- 
 I haven't checked to see -- 

256
00:08:19,349 --> 00:08:20,550
 Am I farting again 
 or something? 

257
00:08:20,550 --> 00:08:22,486
 [laughs] Yeah. 

258
00:08:22,486 --> 00:08:25,388
 [various comments] 
 [inaudible] paying for sex? 

259
00:08:25,388 --> 00:08:27,390
 [scattered laughs] 

260
00:08:28,058 --> 00:08:29,059
 What am I -- 
 what's going on? 

261
00:08:29,059 --> 00:08:30,827
 [scattered laughs] 
 I said when aren't you? 

262
00:08:31,061 --> 00:08:32,829
 Oh yeah, true. 
 [laughs] 

263
00:08:32,829 --> 00:08:34,331
 Right... now. 

264
00:08:34,331 --> 00:08:35,499
 Now I'm not. 
 [laughs] 

265
00:08:35,499 --> 00:08:36,800
 [laughs] 

266
00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:39,069
 We were flooding the wind 
 this way, to... 

267
00:08:39,069 --> 00:08:39,803
 [scattered laughs] 

268
00:08:39,803 --> 00:08:41,137
 to free y'all guys. 

269
00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:42,138
 [scattered laughs] 

270
00:08:42,138 --> 00:08:44,007
 Um, so do y'all have 
 any questions? 

271
00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:46,209
 I -- I feel like I want to... 
 see if anybody -- Yes! 

272
00:08:46,209 --> 00:08:47,377
 Perfect, how are ya? 

273
00:08:47,577 --> 00:08:50,447
 Perfect! Um, we all 
 have been hearing about 

274
00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:53,016
 how you torment Misha but I can't-- 
 You're an engineer. 

275
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,417
 Yes I am. 
 [scattered laughs] 

276
00:08:54,417 --> 00:08:55,385
 I remember you. 

277
00:08:55,385 --> 00:08:57,287
 [laughs] 

278
00:08:57,287 --> 00:08:58,955
 Yay for Misha, yay for Misha. 
 She's the one that always 

279
00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,291
 tries to get me to answer 
 questions seriously 

280
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,592
 and it really pisses me off. 
 [scattered laughs] 

281
00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:05,962
 [laughs] 

282
00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,898
 [scattered laughs] 

283
00:09:07,898 --> 00:09:10,033
 Well this is not a serious question, 
 but we always hear about 

284
00:09:10,033 --> 00:09:12,602
 how you -- how... 
 you torment Misha. 

285
00:09:12,602 --> 00:09:15,405
 I can't believe that Misha 
 doesn't get back at you Jared. 

286
00:09:15,405 --> 00:09:17,107
 Well look at him, 
 and look at me. 

287
00:09:17,107 --> 00:09:18,575
 [laughs] 

288
00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:19,876
 He's a cute little thing, but... 

289
00:09:19,876 --> 00:09:21,912
 [laughs] 

290
00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,649
 He's not aesthetically 
 unpleasing, but... 

291
00:09:25,649 --> 00:09:26,650
 [scattered laughs] 

292
00:09:26,650 --> 00:09:29,219
 he's -- he's, you know, 
 what, a buck 30, buck 40? 

293
00:09:29,219 --> 00:09:31,621
 [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

294
00:09:32,255 --> 00:09:33,690
 Twenty pound weights 
 in his pockets. 

295
00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:35,992
 [laughs] 
 [inaudible] to get back at somebody. 

296
00:09:35,992 --> 00:09:37,327
 Yeah, he tries. 
 He does. 

297
00:09:37,627 --> 00:09:39,529
 I do, I -- I do. 
 Well we've sort of 

298
00:09:39,529 --> 00:09:40,897
 put a moratorium 
 when he was... 

299
00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:42,999
 I took it easy on him 
 'cause he was having a baby 

300
00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,301
 and pregnant wife 
 and he's not sleeping 

301
00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:45,535
 and waah waah waah. 

302
00:09:45,535 --> 00:09:48,038
 Um... so we sort of agreed 
 [laughs] 

303
00:09:48,038 --> 00:09:50,373
 to uh -- agreed to -- 
 to take off for a while, 

304
00:09:50,373 --> 00:09:52,709
 unless you put yourself 
 in a position 

305
00:09:52,943 --> 00:09:54,711
 Like leaving an iPhone 4... 

306
00:09:54,711 --> 00:09:55,412
 [laughs] 

307
00:09:55,412 --> 00:09:56,947
 at the craft service table. 
 [laughs] 

308
00:09:57,013 --> 00:09:59,349
 Then it's sort of like, 
 you can't just give it to me. 

309
00:09:59,349 --> 00:10:00,917
 You know, I'm not gonna 
 seek him out, 

310
00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:02,619
 and slash his tires again, 

311
00:10:02,619 --> 00:10:04,421
 [laughs] 

312
00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:05,722
 which I didn't do 
 the first time. 

313
00:10:05,722 --> 00:10:07,157
 It wasn't me. 
 [laughs] 

314
00:10:07,157 --> 00:10:10,460
 Um... but [laughs], but, yeah, 
 I took it off for a while, 

315
00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,962
 but um I'm looking for 
 some ideas, 

316
00:10:11,962 --> 00:10:13,463
 so as soon as he's not here -- 
 not right now, 

317
00:10:13,463 --> 00:10:15,565
 'cause he's -- he's right next to me, 
 [scattered laughs] 

318
00:10:15,565 --> 00:10:17,167
 [off mic] but um... 
 It -- it's uh -- it is 
 [laughs] 

319
00:10:17,167 --> 00:10:18,835
 a kind of a scary thing, 
 I have to say. 

320
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,236
 It is. [laughs] 
 It's kind of fun, it's kind of fun, 

321
00:10:20,236 --> 00:10:21,638
 like, “Oh yeah, 
 yeah, we'll get” -- 

322
00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,908
 “I'll -- I'll fuck with him just a little bit and...” 
 [laughs] 

323
00:10:24,908 --> 00:10:27,377
 but you know that he's 
 going to come back really hard. 

324
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,378
 Yeah. 
 [laughs] 

325
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:30,447
 Like -- like when we 
 were having our little uh... 

326
00:10:31,448 --> 00:10:32,482
 vehicle turf war... 

327
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,585
 and uh, and you said, 
 [scattered laughs] 

328
00:10:35,585 --> 00:10:37,921
 “You know, I could -- 
 I could afford” 

329
00:10:37,921 --> 00:10:39,022
 to total his car.” 
 [laughs] 

330
00:10:39,022 --> 00:10:41,257
 [laughs] 

331
00:10:41,257 --> 00:10:43,493
 That's not the mentality 
 you want [inaudible]. 
 [laughs] 

332
00:10:43,493 --> 00:10:44,761
 [laughs] 

333
00:10:44,761 --> 00:10:46,496
 I have a great 
 insurance policy. 

334
00:10:46,496 --> 00:10:47,697
 Um... 
 [scattered laughs] 

335
00:10:47,697 --> 00:10:50,133
 As soon as -- as soon as 
 you start in the business, 

336
00:10:50,133 --> 00:10:52,002
 your -- your business manager 
 sort of goes like, 

337
00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:54,237
 “Listen, people know you, 
 you're in the public eye,” 

338
00:10:54,638 --> 00:10:56,506
 “people will want to 
 sue you in America.” 

339
00:10:56,806 --> 00:10:59,676
 And so um... so I'm -- I'm insured 
 [scattered laughs] 

340
00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:02,612
 so if I just totaled his car, by the time 
 all the paperwork went through, 

341
00:11:02,612 --> 00:11:04,881
 he'd have to not have a car 
 for like a good five or six months. 

342
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:06,483
 Right, and I'd have to 
 buy you a new one. 

343
00:11:06,483 --> 00:11:09,986
 Which would be a lot -- yeah -- 
 which a lot of hilarity would ensue, 
 [laughs] 

344
00:11:09,986 --> 00:11:12,455
 it'd be fun for me to see 
 him like walking to work, 

345
00:11:12,455 --> 00:11:13,590
 [laughs] 

346
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:15,759
 carrying a baby and groceries, 
 and I could be -- 
 [laughs] 

347
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:17,927
 I could be in a car with Clif 
 throwing stuff at him, 

348
00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:20,296
 and... laughing at his misfortunes. 
 [laughs] 

349
00:11:20,296 --> 00:11:22,265
 So, yeah, it is 
 kinda scary. 

350
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:23,967
 It's scar-- I actually got to 
 the point where I was like, 

351
00:11:23,967 --> 00:11:27,537
 “Man, who knows how -- [laughs] how --” 
 [laughs] 
 “how intense this can get.” 

352
00:11:27,537 --> 00:11:30,407
 'Cause we both sort of... 
 would probably be capable-- 
 I uh -- 

353
00:11:30,407 --> 00:11:32,575
 and I -- I have a feeling 
 it's not over. 

354
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:33,977
 It's not. 
 Yeah. 
 [scattered laughs] 

355
00:11:33,977 --> 00:11:35,745
 It's barely just begun. 
 This is a lull, 

356
00:11:35,745 --> 00:11:36,946
 a calm before the storm. 
 Right. 

357
00:11:36,946 --> 00:11:38,148
 Yeah. 
 It's never over! 

358
00:11:38,148 --> 00:11:39,482
 It's never over, that's right. 
 [scattered laughs] 

359
00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,251
 No, it'll eventually 
 be over. 

360
00:11:41,251 --> 00:11:43,953
 [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

361
00:11:45,021 --> 00:11:46,423
 Yeah, as soon -- when -- 
 when one of us is dead. 

362
00:11:46,423 --> 00:11:48,491
 Yes! 
 Yes! Front row seat. 

363
00:11:48,491 --> 00:11:51,928
 Um, speaking of babies, 
 um, what was it like 

364
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:55,732
 having to take -- take care of 
 that baby in last week's episode? 

365
00:11:56,266 --> 00:11:59,836
 Oh yeah. That was actually -- 
 that was actually really fun. 

366
00:11:59,836 --> 00:12:01,871
 Um, Jensen was a champ. 

367
00:12:01,871 --> 00:12:04,207
 Uh, I'm -- I'm gonna talk well 
 about him while he's not here, 

368
00:12:04,207 --> 00:12:05,709
 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

369
00:12:05,709 --> 00:12:08,278
 but he um-- 
 Did you know he can actually lactate? 

370
00:12:08,411 --> 00:12:10,113
 He -- 
 [laughs] 

371
00:12:10,113 --> 00:12:12,115
 [laughs] 

372
00:12:12,115 --> 00:12:14,751
 [inaudible] Yeah, he can. 
 What a guy. 
 [laughs] 

373
00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:16,920
 Totally. That's what I was getting at. 
 [laughs] 

374
00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:18,388
 Turns out it's a learned talent. 

375
00:12:18,388 --> 00:12:19,789
 Yeah. 
 [laughs] 

376
00:12:19,789 --> 00:12:21,558
 So it helped though, because he 
 didn't have to go back to the -- 

377
00:12:21,558 --> 00:12:24,127
 the babies didn't have to 
 go back to their mom and so... 

378
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,129
 And I'll tell you-- Yeah. 
 It's super cool. 

379
00:12:26,129 --> 00:12:28,298
 The original -- 
 the original baby... 

380
00:12:28,531 --> 00:12:31,468
 We had two -- we had 
 twin babies for the first baby, 

381
00:12:31,468 --> 00:12:33,670
 then when the baby 
 changed into the diaper baby, 

382
00:12:33,837 --> 00:12:36,239
 we actually had to fire 
 the first baby 

383
00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:38,308
 because the mom wouldn't let it 
 get its hair cut or something. 

384
00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:41,945
 We needed short-haired baby 
 to match the original baby 

385
00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:44,748
 but then the baby had to 
 go to the other baby place 

386
00:12:44,748 --> 00:12:45,949
 and... 
 [laughs] 

387
00:12:45,949 --> 00:12:47,250
 Is that clear? Is everybody clear on that? 
 [laughs] 

388
00:12:47,250 --> 00:12:48,618
 Is everybody...? Ok. 
 Yeah. 

389
00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:50,520
 Ok. 
 From what I understand, 
 you guys went through 

390
00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:53,022
 a lot of babies. 
 We went through a lot of babies. 
 [laughs] 

391
00:12:53,022 --> 00:12:56,159
 And -- and a -- and a 
 careful uh viewer will notice 

392
00:12:56,159 --> 00:12:57,827
 that none of the -- none of the scenes 
 Yeah. 

393
00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:59,929
 have the same baby twice. 
 [laughing] Yeah, it's always a different -- 
 [laughs] 

394
00:12:59,929 --> 00:13:02,999
 it's always kind of like 
 pseudo similar bizarro babies. 

395
00:13:03,399 --> 00:13:06,803
 But -- but -- the very final -- 
 the script -- it's -- it's -- 

396
00:13:06,803 --> 00:13:09,272
 it sounds great. If you read it 
 on the paper, it sounds brilliant. 

397
00:13:09,272 --> 00:13:11,875
 It's like, the baby cries, 
 and then the lady grabs it 

398
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,776
 and the baby stops. 

399
00:13:12,976 --> 00:13:15,311
 And so the problem is 
 is it's not that easy, 

400
00:13:15,311 --> 00:13:16,679
 as those who have been with children... 
 [scattered laughs] 

401
00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:18,148
 Yeah, the baby was not 
 a good actor. 

402
00:13:18,148 --> 00:13:19,816
 The baby was a bad actor, yeah. 
 [laughs] 

403
00:13:19,816 --> 00:13:21,551
 That's when we fired it. We sued the mom, 
 [laughs] 

404
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,487
 so the baby is now um... 
 the baby is now in our custody. 
 [laughs] 

405
00:13:24,487 --> 00:13:26,790
 We can do sort of whatever 
 we want with it. It's on stage three. 

406
00:13:26,790 --> 00:13:29,359
 [laughing] It's on stage three 
 right now, building a set. 
 [laughs] 

407
00:13:29,359 --> 00:13:32,562
 [laughs] 

408
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:35,231
 It was tough. It -- we had -- 
 we had like a baby episode 

409
00:13:35,231 --> 00:13:37,333
 followed by a dog episode 
 followed by a child -- 

410
00:13:37,433 --> 00:13:39,836
 we had a child episode, there are 
 certain things we call anchors 

411
00:13:39,836 --> 00:13:41,471
 like when you're -- like, 
 “Bring in the anchor,” 

412
00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:44,541
 that means there's a baby because they can 
 only film for a certain amount of time 

413
00:13:44,541 --> 00:13:46,676
 then everybody has to wait 
 'cause the baby's a bad actor... 

414
00:13:47,110 --> 00:13:48,645
 Anyway, so um... 
 [laughs] 

415
00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:50,446
 so we had a scene with-- 
 You should've used this baby. 

416
00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:52,649
 Yeah. Yeah. 

417
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,450
 All right, yeah. 
 Hey! 

418
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:55,118
 [scattered laughs] 

419
00:13:55,118 --> 00:13:56,085
 Clif, you want to grab it? 
 Yeah. 
 [scattered laughs] 

420
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:58,321
 Say hi to Sam, hi Sam! 
 [scattered laughs] 

421
00:13:58,321 --> 00:13:59,189
 Clif, steal it. 

422
00:13:59,455 --> 00:14:01,591
 (silently) Yes. 
 [laughs] 

423
00:14:01,858 --> 00:14:03,893
 Question, um, we were 
 talking about -- 

424
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,062
 oh, this is my wife. Um... 
 Hi. 
 (wife) Hi. 

425
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,997
 Hi wife. 
 Hi wife. 
 [laughs] 

426
00:14:07,997 --> 00:14:09,899
 And that's Misha. 
 That -- that's Misha. 

427
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:12,635
 You rock, but um... you had a -- a-- 
 You rock, but you... 

428
00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:15,572
 [laughs] You rock, but you 
 I want to talk to. 
 [laughs] 

429
00:14:15,572 --> 00:14:18,942
 [laughs] 

430
00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,109
 No, I think you're right, 
 go ahead. 

431
00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:21,277
 [laughs] 

432
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:23,680
 Um you had a -- 
 a cast on your wrist. 

433
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:25,481
 I did, season... two. 

434
00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:27,817
 Season three. Season two? Three? Two. 
 (several people) Two. 

435
00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:29,352
 That's right. I love this. 
 [laughs] 

436
00:14:29,352 --> 00:14:30,787
 [laughs] 

437
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,288
 'Cause I truly 
 don't know and I -- 

438
00:14:32,488 --> 00:14:34,591
 Whenever I fall, y'all catch me 
 and I appreciate that. 

439
00:14:34,891 --> 00:14:36,659
 So anyways, like I was saying, 
 season two, yeah. 

440
00:14:36,659 --> 00:14:38,561
 I did. 
 Except for that one time 
 when you broke your wrist. 

441
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,263
 That -- that was it -- 
 that was it, when I broke my wrist. 

442
00:14:40,263 --> 00:14:42,098
 Yeah, how did it happen? Sorry. 

443
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:43,600
 I actually -- well it was um... 

444
00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:45,802
 it was really funny and if you -- 
 it happened in 

445
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:47,637
 Funny?! 
 the episode -- well, it wasn't that funny 

446
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,539
 but it happened -- 
 [laughs] 

447
00:14:49,539 --> 00:14:50,940
 Touché, actually it wasn't funny. 
 [laughs] 

448
00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:51,708
 [laughs] 

449
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:52,942
 Um... it happened-- 
 How 'bout the pain killer? 

450
00:14:52,942 --> 00:14:54,711
 Any pain [inaudible]? 
 Yeah, yeah. 

451
00:14:54,711 --> 00:14:56,880
 [inaudible] 
 Oh, I've got pockets full of them, 
 what do you want? 

452
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,282
 [laughs] 

453
00:14:59,582 --> 00:15:01,117
 Bad joke, bad bad joke. 
 [scattered laughs] 

454
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:01,651
 [scattered laughs] 

455
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,553
 Bad, bad. 
 He does not sell drugs. 

456
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:04,988
 I don't, I don't. 
 [laughs] 

457
00:15:05,188 --> 00:15:07,690
 But for cash I can... 
 Right, unless you have money, 

458
00:15:07,690 --> 00:15:09,292
 so... 
 I can -- unless you have -- yeah. [laughs] 
 [scattered laughs] 

459
00:15:09,459 --> 00:15:10,727
 Or other, better drugs. 

460
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,695
 Um, but I broke it -- there's a scene where 
 [scattered laughs] 

461
00:15:12,695 --> 00:15:15,231
 Sam is in a hotel room 
 and he gets hit with a telephone. 

462
00:15:15,732 --> 00:15:17,400
 Um and the shot was 
 looking at Sam 

463
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,135
 and a -- a -- 
 our stunt guy Tommy 

464
00:15:19,636 --> 00:15:21,137
 um comes up and is supposed to 
 hit me with a telephone, 

465
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,840
 and I was supposed to fall 
 and... just once I got off camera, 

466
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:25,875
 I was supposed to act like I fell, 
 but I decided to fall. 

467
00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:28,511
 Um and I figured I'd fall 
 and I'd catch myself, 

468
00:15:28,745 --> 00:15:30,580
 but when I landed there was 
 another stunt man right there 

469
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,781
 that Sam had just 
 knocked out, 

470
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,083
 and so I sort of landed 
 on my hand like that, 

471
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:36,219
 Ouch. Oooh. 
 Yeah, and I went like, “Ooh”, 

472
00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:38,421
 I was like, “Can we not 
 do that anymore? Um that --” 

473
00:15:38,421 --> 00:15:39,555
 “that one really hurt.” 
 [laughs] 

474
00:15:39,555 --> 00:15:42,458
 And so I didn't really think much of it, 
 but I couldn't move my wrist for a while. 

475
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:44,727
 And so... I think 
 the next episode, 

476
00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:46,195
 halfway through, I was like, 
 “You know what?” 

477
00:15:46,596 --> 00:15:48,298
 “Can I have the -- the -- the --” 
 Stunt guy. 

478
00:15:48,298 --> 00:15:51,167
 Yeah, “doctor look at my hand?” 
 And he was like, “Yeah, um, it's broken.” 

479
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,468
 “Oh, [inaudible]!” 
 [laughs] 

480
00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:53,736
 [laughs] 

481
00:15:53,736 --> 00:15:55,939
 And the fun part about -- 
 yeah, the fun part about um... 

482
00:15:56,272 --> 00:15:59,075
 about the business is that 
 we were halfway through an episode, 

483
00:15:59,075 --> 00:16:01,577
 so it was like, “Oh, it's broken, 
 you need to get it casted right away” 

484
00:16:01,577 --> 00:16:03,379
 “or you can get a dead bone,” 
 'cause the bone -- 

485
00:16:03,613 --> 00:16:05,415
 And I was like, “Oh, cool, 
 so when is that going to happen?” 

486
00:16:05,415 --> 00:16:08,251
 They're like, “Well, we're in the middle 
 of this episode, so uh...” 

487
00:16:08,251 --> 00:16:10,453
 “We finish in two weeks, uh so...” 
 [laughs] 

488
00:16:10,453 --> 00:16:10,887
 [laughs] 

489
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,056
 We literally had to -- 
 and then I went and got um... 

490
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,725
 I went and got surgery, 
 had the cast put on, 

491
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,927
 and went to work the next day, 
 but they had -- had to shoot me 

492
00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:20,396
 s-- full of drugs so much 
 that I was still kind of woozy, 

493
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:22,832
 and so I guess I was walking 
 down the stairs and I fell, 

494
00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:24,767
 it was like, [woozy laugh] 
 [laughs] 

495
00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:27,103
 and they were like, “Jared, go wait 
 in your trailer,” and I was like, “Ok!” 

496
00:16:27,103 --> 00:16:28,838
 [laughs] 

497
00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:31,307
 And so I go to my trailer 
 and I fall asleep, 

498
00:16:31,641 --> 00:16:33,009
 and they come to wake me up 
 and they're like, “Jared,” 

499
00:16:33,009 --> 00:16:34,077
 [inaudible] like “Heeeey!” 

500
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,178
 [laughs] 

501
00:16:35,178 --> 00:16:36,679
 And I was like, “Y'all ready 
 for me again?” 

502
00:16:36,679 --> 00:16:39,048
 and they go, “No, uh, you're wrapped,” 
 and I was like, “Okay!” 

503
00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:39,716
 [laughs] 

504
00:16:39,716 --> 00:16:40,750
 So I go home -- 
 [laughs] 

505
00:16:40,750 --> 00:16:42,552
 I go home and then 
 I wake up um... 

506
00:16:42,986 --> 00:16:45,221
 about four hours later like, 
 “Where have I been?!” 

507
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:45,621
 [laughs] 

508
00:16:45,621 --> 00:16:47,757
 “What is this?!” I was so out of it, 
 [laughs] 

509
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:50,660
 I -- I -- I had completely -- 
 it'd been like a -- an alternate universe. 

510
00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:53,162
 For those who have been... 
 knocked out, um, for surgeries, 

511
00:16:53,162 --> 00:16:55,465
 you know how it sort of -- 
 you're still woozy. 

512
00:16:55,898 --> 00:16:57,900
 Um and then when I woke -- 
 oh, this is kind of nasty, 

513
00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,102
 Um... 
 [laughs] 

514
00:16:59,102 --> 00:16:59,969
 Y'all want to hear? 
 [laughs] 

515
00:16:59,969 --> 00:17:00,737
 [laughs] 

516
00:17:00,737 --> 00:17:02,839
 And so um, when I 
 woke up from surgery, 

517
00:17:02,839 --> 00:17:04,741
 you know they -- 
 they intubate you so your mouth 

518
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:06,576
 is just uuuh, 
 open for hours? 

519
00:17:07,276 --> 00:17:09,112
 I was so dry-mouthed that 
 as soon as I woke up 

520
00:17:09,312 --> 00:17:11,447
 I was like bluh and there was 
 just some water... 

521
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,950
 cup, like I don't know whose 
 it was or if it was water, 

522
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:14,517
 [laughs] 

523
00:17:14,517 --> 00:17:15,785
 I tell myself it was fresh water 
 [laughs] 

524
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:16,919
 that was put there for me. 
 Yeah. 

525
00:17:16,919 --> 00:17:18,321
 [laughs] 

526
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:19,922
 Um, it helps me sleep at night, 
 [laughs] 

527
00:17:19,922 --> 00:17:22,558
 but um... but I don't know if it was. 
 [laughs] 

528
00:17:22,658 --> 00:17:23,926
 But when I got 
 the cast taken out, 

529
00:17:24,093 --> 00:17:25,628
 when I got the bones -- 
 the bones taken out -- 

530
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,863
 when I got the stints taken out, 
 [laughs] 

531
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:29,966
 I opted to not go under 
 'cause it made me so wacky, 

532
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:32,268
 so I just sat there 
 and watched as he like... 

533
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,003
 [scattered ews] 
 cut and... yeah. 

534
00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:35,705
 [eews and ows] 
 Ew, yeah, right. 

535
00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:37,807
 [Shuddery ewww.] 
 It was nasty, yeah. 

536
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:38,975
 [inaudible] 
 I'm sitting here going 

537
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,377
 Oh, who, what? 
 [inaudible] 'cause I'm sitting here going, 

538
00:17:41,377 --> 00:17:43,279
 I wish I could've been there 
 and watched them take that out. 

539
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,580
 I know! It was -- 
 it was pretty fun. 

540
00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:46,416
 Uh and my brother, 
 who's an orthopedic surgeon, 

541
00:17:46,416 --> 00:17:48,051
 was like, “You should -- 
 you should watch” 

542
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:50,086
 “while they take it out”. 
 Like he's very interested by it 

543
00:17:50,086 --> 00:17:51,421
 and I was like, “All right.” 

544
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:52,255
 And I did. 
 [laughs] 

545
00:17:52,255 --> 00:17:53,289
 So yeah. 
 Is it on YouTube? 
 [laughs] 

546
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,892
 [inaudible] Yeah, I should've YouTubed it, 
 I should've YouTubed it. 
 [laughs] 

547
00:17:55,892 --> 00:17:57,460
 Yes. 
 Yeah, I actually read someplace 

548
00:17:57,460 --> 00:18:01,297
 that you actually broke your wrist 
 in a uh... bar fight, with Jensen? 

549
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:02,565
 That was season one. 

550
00:18:02,565 --> 00:18:03,733
 That's um... 
 [laughs] 

551
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:04,133
 [laughs] 

552
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,902
 that's true, but it wasn't my wrist, 
 that -- that was my hand. 

553
00:18:06,402 --> 00:18:08,871
 Um season one we got jumped 
 outside of a bar. 

554
00:18:08,971 --> 00:18:10,973
 Um and I -- yeah. 

555
00:18:11,207 --> 00:18:13,910
 I broke some -- that I broke 
 some -- just my metacarpals. 

556
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,945
 Didn't have to get surgery 
 'cause there's not much you can do. 

557
00:18:15,945 --> 00:18:17,413
 They just [inaudible] 
 to straight, but... 

558
00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:19,348
 at least it was just 
 my hand and not my face. 

559
00:18:19,549 --> 00:18:21,851
 [laughs] 

560
00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:23,152
 We're gonna -- we gotta go 
 to this side. 

561
00:18:23,152 --> 00:18:24,320
 Someone -- someone over here. 

562
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,389
 All right, we're gonna go 
 back to this side! 

563
00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:28,891
 [laughs] 

564
00:18:28,891 --> 00:18:30,660
 Misha, did you check 
 to make sure your 

565
00:18:30,660 --> 00:18:31,861
 Enough with Misha. What do you -- 
 [inaudible] clothes? 

566
00:18:31,861 --> 00:18:32,962
 what do you want to ask me? 
 [laughs] 

567
00:18:32,962 --> 00:18:35,231
 Um... kidding. 
 [laughs] 

568
00:18:35,231 --> 00:18:36,666
 [laughing] Misha would like 
 to let you know... 

569
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:39,502
 [laughs] 

570
00:18:39,502 --> 00:18:40,036
 Yes. 

571
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,537
 [inaudible] 
 [scattered laughs] 

572
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:42,572
 What did you say? 

573
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:45,641
 Did you check to make -- 
 make sure all of your clothes 

574
00:18:45,641 --> 00:18:48,678
 were on the right [inaudible]? 
 Oh yeah! He's -- [laughs] 

575
00:18:48,678 --> 00:18:50,813
 [laughs] 

576
00:18:50,813 --> 00:18:52,615
 [laughs] 

577
00:18:52,615 --> 00:18:54,383
 He went through 
 the whole photo op-- 

578
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,085
 I had my jacket inside-out. 
 Let me check real fast. 

579
00:18:56,085 --> 00:18:57,620
 No, I'm not -- I don't trust you. 
 [laughs] 

580
00:18:57,620 --> 00:18:58,888
 You look good. 
 Yeah, I know, I'm good. 

581
00:18:58,888 --> 00:18:59,589
 [laughs] 

582
00:18:59,589 --> 00:19:00,890
 Thank you. 
 Though I do see... 
 [laughs] 

583
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:03,759
 Um... yeah, I mean 
 there's food on me, 

584
00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:04,827
 but that's [inaudible]. 
 [laughs] 

585
00:19:04,827 --> 00:19:05,928
 [laughs] 

586
00:19:06,262 --> 00:19:08,297
 He had to eat. 
 Um... yeah, right after that, 

587
00:19:08,297 --> 00:19:10,366
 of the next uh 
 day I shot after that, 

588
00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:12,602
 um... all -- 
 all of my wardrobe 

589
00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:14,070
 was hung -- 
 for me they... 

590
00:19:14,837 --> 00:19:17,306
 put on in the trailer 
 the Castiel stuff inside out. 

591
00:19:17,306 --> 00:19:19,475
 [laughs] 

592
00:19:19,475 --> 00:19:21,377
 And I was like, “Why is this all inside out?” 
 [scattered laughs] 

593
00:19:21,377 --> 00:19:22,478
 [scattered laughs] 

594
00:19:22,478 --> 00:19:23,746
 I put on my shirt 
 inside out. 

595
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,248
 They had a good laugh. 

596
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:26,382
 [scattered laughs] 

597
00:19:26,382 --> 00:19:27,316
 Um... 
 And he cried. 

598
00:19:27,316 --> 00:19:28,251
 And then I cried. 
 [scattered laughs] 

599
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,252
 [scattered laughs] 

600
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:30,219
 Cost us a long time. 

601
00:19:30,219 --> 00:19:32,989
 Uh some -- oh uh, some -- 
 someone at uh, I think 

602
00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,657
 at that convention said, 
 “Hey, can you tell us” 

603
00:19:34,657 --> 00:19:37,326
 “what brand that uh 
 trench coat is” 

604
00:19:37,326 --> 00:19:40,129
 “'cause, you know, we want to know 
 what brand that is” and I was like, 

605
00:19:40,129 --> 00:19:41,297
 “Oh sure, I'll -- 
 I'll check it out.” 

606
00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:44,433
 So I went and I asked the... 
 uh, I asked Diane, 

607
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:47,303
 “Yeah, what's the brand?” She's like, 
 “Weird that you want to know that.” 

608
00:19:47,303 --> 00:19:48,771
 [laughs] 
 [scattered laughs] 

609
00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:49,672
 “I don't know, I'll check.” 

610
00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,508
 She got back to me, 
 and then the next day 

611
00:19:52,508 --> 00:19:54,677
 was when we had that photo shoot 
 where all the clothes got stolen? 

612
00:19:54,677 --> 00:19:57,013
 Oh yeah, that's right. 
 And I secretly think 

613
00:19:57,013 --> 00:19:58,080
 that Diane thinks I stole 

614
00:19:58,080 --> 00:20:00,550
 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

615
00:20:00,550 --> 00:20:02,852
 Suddenly he was exhibiting 
 a lot of curiosity 

616
00:20:02,852 --> 00:20:03,953
 about his wardrobe. 
 [laughs] 

617
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:04,887
 And then it went missing. 
 [laughs] 

618
00:20:04,887 --> 00:20:06,022
 And then it went missing. 

619
00:20:06,022 --> 00:20:07,290
 [off mic] Yeah. 
 [laughs] 

620
00:20:07,523 --> 00:20:10,793
 Yeah, we had a terrible um... 
 She was... distraught. 

621
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,895
 Yeah. We -- it was 
 actually pretty bad, 

622
00:20:12,895 --> 00:20:15,131
 the -- did y'all -- did y'all hear 
 about the... wardrobe? 

623
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:16,632
 (several people) No. 
 Ok, we had a -- 

624
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,035
 we had a big... mondo shoot 
 is what they call it, 

625
00:20:19,035 --> 00:20:20,670
 which is if you 
 watch the previews... 

626
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:22,238
 there's new pictures 
 where like... 

627
00:20:22,905 --> 00:20:24,807
 sexy Dean like, 
 staring at the camera 

628
00:20:24,807 --> 00:20:26,976
 while sexy Misha 
 walks in. 

629
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,010
 [laughs, cheers] 

630
00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,112
 And there's sort of 
 schlumpy Sam is in the back. 

631
00:20:30,112 --> 00:20:32,315
 [laughs] 

632
00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,483
 All the stuff that is like 
 before the episodes, after, 

633
00:20:34,617 --> 00:20:36,786
 and next week, and like 
 everybody's... splayed out. 

634
00:20:36,786 --> 00:20:38,621
 Um... 
 [laughs] 

635
00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:40,456
 But... yeah. 
 [laughs] It is pretty ridiculous. 

636
00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:42,592
 [laughs] 

637
00:20:42,592 --> 00:20:44,827
 And it's funny too, because if they -- 
 like they do this setup, 

638
00:20:44,827 --> 00:20:46,662
 with like all these lights and the shadows 
 Yeah. 

639
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,598
 and they put you in these [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

640
00:20:48,898 --> 00:20:51,367
 kind of like clothes and they're kinda like extra 
 Skin -- you're like, “I'd never --” 

641
00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,936
 tight and sexy and leathery and... 
 [laughs] Yeah. 

642
00:20:53,936 --> 00:20:55,338
 And you're like, 
 “This is ridiculous,” 

643
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,672
 and then when the camera 
 gets on you, you're like... 

644
00:20:56,806 --> 00:21:00,076
 [laughs] 

645
00:21:00,076 --> 00:21:02,278
 There's something -- there's something 
 about it you just can't resist. 

646
00:21:02,278 --> 00:21:03,346
 [laughs] 

647
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,715
 You're just [snap] falling in lockstep. 
 Yeah. As you're walking towards the set 

648
00:21:05,715 --> 00:21:07,650
 you're like, “I'd never wear this, 
 I don't feel good in--” 

649
00:21:07,783 --> 00:21:11,220
 [laughs] 

650
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:15,458
 [laughs, cheers] 

651
00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:18,027
 [laughing, inaudible] and you're like, 
 “I ha-- I hate this stuff.” 

652
00:21:18,027 --> 00:21:20,630
 [laughs] 

653
00:21:20,630 --> 00:21:22,732
 “Can we get another fan guys? 
 My hair's not blowing enough.” 

654
00:21:22,732 --> 00:21:24,600
 [inaudible] Yeah. 
 [laughs] 

655
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,436
 So anyways, [laughs] at that shoot, 
 we -- it was in Los Angeles, 

656
00:21:27,436 --> 00:21:29,905
 so we had to fly -- 
 uh we worked Friday, 

657
00:21:29,905 --> 00:21:32,642
 and they flew our clothes down 
 on like Tuesday or Wednesday 

658
00:21:32,642 --> 00:21:33,809
 to get there 
 for the photo shoot. 

659
00:21:34,277 --> 00:21:36,445
 Um and it was the original 
 Dean leather jacket 

660
00:21:36,445 --> 00:21:38,080
 that there's only one of 
 [gasps] 

661
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,216
 Yeah, and that was -- 
 that was a -- that was a, uh, 

662
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:42,852
 a random find from like a thrift store 
 that he wore in the pilot, 

663
00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:44,987
 he's worn the whole time. 
 Totally stolen. 

664
00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:47,323
 Gone. Yeah. 
 [many awwws] 

665
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:51,027
 Yeah. And one of his trench coats. 
 His trench coat, my suit, 
 Yeah. 

666
00:21:51,027 --> 00:21:53,329
 S--\h\hmost stuff could be replaced, 
 but there were a few things-- 

667
00:21:53,329 --> 00:21:54,997
 But it was funny too, they were like, 
 “Oh, we don't have the --” 

668
00:21:55,197 --> 00:21:56,499
 “the trench coat, 
 but we have another one.” 

669
00:21:56,832 --> 00:21:58,167
 And they had these like weird, 
 Yeah. 

670
00:21:58,167 --> 00:22:00,236
 double-breasted 
 sort of [inaudible] like... 

671
00:22:00,503 --> 00:22:02,571
 Oh, that's so Castiel. 
 [inaudible] the people that watch the show 

672
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,308
 are going to have an idea 
 that this has nothing to do with 
 Yeah. [laughs] 

673
00:22:05,308 --> 00:22:06,809
 uh Castiel [inaudible]. 
 [laughs] 

674
00:22:06,809 --> 00:22:07,710
 I know, they had totally ra-- 
 [laughs] 

675
00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:08,811
 Yeah, [inaudible]-- 
 I don't think any of those people 

676
00:22:08,811 --> 00:22:10,646
 had seen the show. 
 I don't think they knew -- 

677
00:22:10,646 --> 00:22:12,248
 I don't think they knew 
 that there was a show. 

678
00:22:12,481 --> 00:22:14,650
 “That's cute! Um what are y'all, 
 are you all shooting a movie?” 

679
00:22:14,650 --> 00:22:15,751
 “That's nice, 
 good luck guys.” 

680
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:16,552
 [scattered laughs] 

681
00:22:16,552 --> 00:22:17,386
 And then they had me in this sh-- 
 [scattered laughs] 

682
00:22:17,386 --> 00:22:18,988
 I remember they put 
 this t-shirt on. 

683
00:22:18,988 --> 00:22:21,457
 Um, photo shoot wardrobe 
 is very funny to me, 

684
00:22:21,457 --> 00:22:24,527
 'cause it's that -- like he said -- 
 it‘s stuff you -- it's like tethered 

685
00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:27,129
 and very tight and I'm like, 
 “I'm like kind of uncomfortable.” 

686
00:22:27,129 --> 00:22:29,265
 And so I put it on, 
 I'm kind of thinking like, 

687
00:22:29,398 --> 00:22:31,901
 “This is so tight, like I feel weird, 
 it's really tight.” 

688
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,302
 And I was like, 
 “Is this shirt weird?” 

689
00:22:33,302 --> 00:22:34,937
 thinking like, “man this 
 is too tight on me.” 

690
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,906
 And she's like, “Yeah, but we can 
 button it in the back and make it tighter.” 

691
00:22:36,906 --> 00:22:39,175
 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

692
00:22:39,175 --> 00:22:41,777
 “I'm -- I'm not talking on 
 the same wavelength as you.” 

693
00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:42,912
 Um... 
 [laughs] 

694
00:22:42,912 --> 00:22:44,780
 All right, so sure enough 
 they get a little clothespin 

695
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,583
 and like clip it in the back so it 
 looks more tapered or something. 

696
00:22:47,917 --> 00:22:49,852
 Yeah, [inaudible]. 
 Tight -- tight works very well for us. 

697
00:22:49,852 --> 00:22:51,620
 [laughs] 

698
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,055
 Well uh... 
 Yes it does. 

699
00:22:53,055 --> 00:22:56,025
 [laughs] 

700
00:22:56,459 --> 00:22:58,761
 Well I appreciate -- 
 it still feels funny. 

701
00:22:58,928 --> 00:23:00,229
 Go ahead, you -- you -- 

702
00:23:00,229 --> 00:23:01,630
 Um... Misha. 
 Yes. 

703
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,232
 Enough with Misha, guys! 
 [laughs] 

704
00:23:03,232 --> 00:23:04,066
 [laughs] 

705
00:23:04,066 --> 00:23:05,267
 [stomp] 
 [laughs] 

706
00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:06,202
 [laughs] 

707
00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:08,137
 Don't do that, you're going to 
 break the stage. 

708
00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:10,573
 [laughs] 

709
00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:12,708
 (Off mic) Want to try? 
 [laughs] Yeah, it's worth a shot. 

710
00:23:12,708 --> 00:23:14,543
 [laughs] 

711
00:23:14,977 --> 00:23:17,646
 Hi. The uh --  
 the web site um... 

712
00:23:17,947 --> 00:23:20,783
 I just had [inaudible]-- 
 I'd like to ask your wife a question. 

713
00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:22,118
 Go ahead. 
 Just kidding, I'm... 

714
00:23:22,118 --> 00:23:23,586
 [laughs] 

715
00:23:23,586 --> 00:23:24,820
 That was the -- 
 that was the question. 

716
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,288
 [scattered laughs] 

717
00:23:26,288 --> 00:23:27,590
 The web site, 
 did you get that? 

718
00:23:28,791 --> 00:23:30,159
 Uh yeah, good -- good question. 

719
00:23:30,159 --> 00:23:32,161
 [laughs] 

720
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,897
 The web site is 
 a modern phenomenon. 

721
00:23:34,897 --> 00:23:36,966
 [laughs] 

722
00:23:36,966 --> 00:23:39,402
 Um... and you -- you 
 can sort of date -- 
 [laughs] 

723
00:23:39,402 --> 00:23:41,737
 trace its lineage back to the 
 telegraph, I would say. 

724
00:23:41,737 --> 00:23:44,240
 Yeah. Or before the messenger, 
 [laughs] 

725
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:46,709
 there -- the -- the mobile messenger. 
 Yeah, the -- the [inaudible] carrier pigeon. 

726
00:23:46,709 --> 00:23:48,210
 Yeah, carrier pigeon. 
 [inaudible] 
 Pony express. 

727
00:23:48,778 --> 00:23:50,312
 Pony express. Good point. 

728
00:23:51,313 --> 00:23:52,948
 Random acts? 
 Random Acts. 

729
00:23:53,649 --> 00:23:55,151
 Random Acts of Kindness. 

730
00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:57,586
 Yeah, Random Acts, yes. 

731
00:23:57,787 --> 00:23:58,687
 [scattered laughs] 

732
00:23:58,687 --> 00:23:59,555
 Also a web site. 
 [scattered laughs] 

733
00:23:59,555 --> 00:24:01,891
 Also a web site. 
 Um yeah, it's uh... 

734
00:24:02,091 --> 00:24:04,593
 you know, non-profit 
 that -- that um... 

735
00:24:04,827 --> 00:24:06,228
 [laughing] that makes me 
 a lot of money. 

736
00:24:06,228 --> 00:24:07,763
 [laughs] 

737
00:24:07,763 --> 00:24:08,798
 It bought my car. 

738
00:24:08,798 --> 00:24:10,666
 [laughs] 

739
00:24:10,666 --> 00:24:12,501
 Where's -- is Lisa here? 
 Lisa's not here. 

740
00:24:12,501 --> 00:24:13,903
 Oh, for shame. 

741
00:24:14,403 --> 00:24:15,438
 Lisa and I started it. 

742
00:24:16,338 --> 00:24:17,873
 She's not here. 
 [inaudible] 

743
00:24:18,007 --> 00:24:19,275
 Uh... so let's 
 make fun of her! 

744
00:24:19,475 --> 00:24:21,277
 [laughs] 

745
00:24:21,477 --> 00:24:23,012
 Yeah, you know, we raised 
 a lot of money, 

746
00:24:23,012 --> 00:24:25,481
 almost $100,000, we just sent 
 some people down to Haiti 

747
00:24:25,481 --> 00:24:27,516
 with a bunch of tools, uh... 
 [applauds, cheers] 

748
00:24:27,516 --> 00:24:30,553
 [applauds, cheers] 

749
00:24:30,553 --> 00:24:33,189
 they [inaudible] go down there 
 and try to steal shit and bring it back. 

750
00:24:33,189 --> 00:24:34,657
 [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

751
00:24:34,657 --> 00:24:35,758
 Uh, which is exciting. 

752
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,260
 We're hoping to turn that hundred 
 into like five or six hundred and... 

753
00:24:38,260 --> 00:24:40,930
 Yeah, we're going to leverage it... 
 really destroy it. [laughs] 

754
00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:42,965
 Send it to Goldman Sachs 
 or something. 

755
00:24:43,032 --> 00:24:45,167
 Yeah. 
 Yeah. They're -- they're hurting. 
 We're gonna make a donation. 

756
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,303
 Oh! That's what 
 I was talking about. 

757
00:24:47,303 --> 00:24:48,537
 Good idea, yes. 
 Thank you. [applauds] 

758
00:24:48,537 --> 00:24:49,638
 They -- they're going to 
 make a donation 

759
00:24:49,638 --> 00:24:51,373
 and I think that it would be nice 
 if the rest of you did too. 

760
00:24:51,373 --> 00:24:53,275
 [laughs] 

761
00:24:53,275 --> 00:24:54,276
 [inaudible] 
 Yes, back there! 

762
00:24:54,276 --> 00:24:56,312
 [inaudible] Misha, um... 

763
00:24:56,312 --> 00:24:57,813
 What, seriously?! 
 [laughs] 

764
00:24:57,813 --> 00:24:58,981
 [laughs] 

765
00:24:58,981 --> 00:25:02,117
 Keep it going. I've got plants 
 all over the audience. 

766
00:25:02,318 --> 00:25:04,987
 Yeah, I'm [inaudible] he has plants. [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

767
00:25:04,987 --> 00:25:08,057
 I had to buy a lot of gold passes 
 to make this happen. 
 I heard the one person like getting up... 

768
00:25:08,057 --> 00:25:10,092
 [laughs] 

769
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,361
 I noticed like somebody go from that table, 
 “Misha, I'd like to ask you a question!” 

770
00:25:12,361 --> 00:25:13,596
 Running out... 
 [laughs] 

771
00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:16,265
 “Misha! I've got a question for Misha!” 
 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

772
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:17,533
 [laughs] 

773
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:18,601
 Yes! 

774
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:21,837
 Would you please pronounce 
 your baby's middle name? 
 Anaximander. 

775
00:25:22,538 --> 00:25:25,107
 (several people) What?! 
 [laughs] 

776
00:25:25,107 --> 00:25:26,775
 Don't act like you've never 
 heard it before. 

777
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,210
 [laughs] 

778
00:25:28,210 --> 00:25:29,945
 It's pronounced 
 the usual way! 

779
00:25:29,945 --> 00:25:32,348
 [laughs] 
 [laughs] 
 Just like it's spelled. 

780
00:25:32,348 --> 00:25:34,717
 Spelled the normal way -- yeah, it's -- 
 it's pronounced a lot like it's spelled. 

781
00:25:34,717 --> 00:25:36,018
 The normal way, basically. 
 Yeah. 

782
00:25:36,685 --> 00:25:38,821
 We've all seen those 
 damn keychains, Anaximander. 

783
00:25:38,821 --> 00:25:42,358
 [laughs] 

784
00:25:42,358 --> 00:25:44,927
 And they never have Jared, 
 they always have Anaximander! 

785
00:25:44,927 --> 00:25:50,165
 [laughs] 

786
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,701
 You know what it was, 
 Misha was so pissed off 

787
00:25:52,701 --> 00:25:55,037
 after years of not getting 
 those keychains at Six Flags, 

788
00:25:55,271 --> 00:25:56,972
 he's like, “My kid's 
 not gonna get them either.” 
 (off mic) Yeah. 

789
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,508
 [laughs] 

790
00:25:59,508 --> 00:26:01,443
 I don't want my kid to have 
 what [stomp] I did not have. 
 [laughs] 

791
00:26:01,443 --> 00:26:03,412
 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

792
00:26:03,412 --> 00:26:06,348
 [scattered laughs] 

793
00:26:06,348 --> 00:26:09,618
 Um, my -- my wife and I, 
 we were mulling over names 

794
00:26:09,618 --> 00:26:11,887
 for a long time. We actually 
 put up a web site 

795
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:13,822
 where friends 
 made suggestions. 

796
00:26:14,123 --> 00:26:16,325
 Um... um most-- 
 It's that same guy 

797
00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:18,027
 who made a suggestion, 
 that's who's been running around. 

798
00:26:18,027 --> 00:26:19,228
 [scattered laughs] 

799
00:26:19,228 --> 00:26:19,862
 Um... 

800
00:26:20,896 --> 00:26:22,665
 but every time we -- 
 every time we came back 

801
00:26:22,665 --> 00:26:24,567
 to Anaximander, we started 
 laughing out loud. 

802
00:26:24,567 --> 00:26:25,601
 [laughs] 

803
00:26:25,601 --> 00:26:26,635
 And [inaudible]-- 
 I think we all acknowledge 

804
00:26:26,635 --> 00:26:29,305
 how you came back to Anaximander, 
 how did you get there in the first place? 

805
00:26:29,305 --> 00:26:31,106
 [inaudible] We couldn't -- 
 [laughs] 

806
00:26:31,106 --> 00:26:32,741
 we couldn't figure that out. 
 It's sorta -- it's sorta -- it's like skipping over 

807
00:26:32,741 --> 00:26:33,709
 how you got there... 

808
00:26:34,209 --> 00:26:35,678
 and going straight to 
 how you came back to it. 

809
00:26:35,678 --> 00:26:36,879
 We actually don't know 
 where it came from. 
 Oh, 

810
00:26:36,879 --> 00:26:39,248
 fair enough. 
 We don't know what -- 
 how it -- it got into the fray, 

811
00:26:39,248 --> 00:26:40,349
 but it... 
 Nor do we. 
 No. 

812
00:26:40,950 --> 00:26:42,651
 Anyway, we kept laughing, 
 so we stuck with it. 

813
00:26:42,651 --> 00:26:44,587
 [laughs] 

814
00:26:46,789 --> 00:26:48,090
 Um... 

815
00:26:48,257 --> 00:26:50,292
 I -- I've been hearing 
 all weekend 

816
00:26:50,292 --> 00:26:52,161
 that Jared, 
 how tall you are. 

817
00:26:52,161 --> 00:26:54,597
 I'm three feet tall, 
 where would that be 

818
00:26:54,597 --> 00:26:55,698
 [inaudible] 
 I'm taller than you are. 

819
00:26:55,698 --> 00:26:58,367
 [laughs] 

820
00:26:58,367 --> 00:26:59,201
 Where would it be 
 on me? 

821
00:26:59,435 --> 00:27:01,136
 Yeah. 
 Yeah? 
 You'd have to triple stack. 

822
00:27:01,203 --> 00:27:04,173
 [Awws, cheers, applauds] 

823
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:08,978
 [laughs] 

824
00:27:08,978 --> 00:27:09,812
 About... 

825
00:27:09,812 --> 00:27:11,647
 [laughs] 

826
00:27:11,647 --> 00:27:13,415
 [inaudible] 

827
00:27:13,415 --> 00:27:14,850
 [laughs, awws] 

828
00:27:15,217 --> 00:27:17,987
 [inaudible] 
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

829
00:27:17,987 --> 00:27:19,021
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

830
00:27:19,021 --> 00:27:20,889
 We're never going to get Jared back, he found a dog. 
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

831
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:22,458
 Yep, we've lost him. 
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

832
00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:24,393
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

833
00:27:24,393 --> 00:27:25,427
 How tall are you, Mish? 

834
00:27:25,427 --> 00:27:37,306
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

835
00:27:37,306 --> 00:27:38,907
 (off mic) Ok. 
 There's another animal for you 

836
00:27:38,907 --> 00:27:39,975
 to hit on right down there. 

837
00:27:39,975 --> 00:27:45,948
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

838
00:27:45,948 --> 00:27:46,982
 Aww, what's his name? 
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

839
00:27:46,982 --> 00:27:47,449
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

840
00:27:47,449 --> 00:27:48,250
 Hunter? 
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

841
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:49,218
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

842
00:27:49,218 --> 00:27:49,885
 Goood. 
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

843
00:27:49,885 --> 00:27:51,120
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

844
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:52,287
 Where else are the dogs? 
 Where else? 

845
00:27:52,287 --> 00:27:54,456
 [laughs] 

846
00:27:54,456 --> 00:27:55,491
 [breathless] I want to see 
 more dogs. 

847
00:27:55,491 --> 00:27:59,895
 [various chatter, laughs, and reactions] 

848
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:00,829
 I'm spent. 

849
00:28:00,829 --> 00:28:03,899
 [laughs] 

850
00:28:03,899 --> 00:28:05,901
 Life is hard. [inaudible] 

851
00:28:06,035 --> 00:28:07,169
 Someone else had -- 
 you had your hand up 

852
00:28:07,169 --> 00:28:08,370
 way... in the back. 

853
00:28:08,370 --> 00:28:10,172
 He's got his hand way up. 
 Yeah. 

854
00:28:10,172 --> 00:28:12,307
 Jared, this one's for you. 
 Yes! 
 [several people saying Jared's mic isn't working.] 

855
00:28:12,307 --> 00:28:13,542
 [laughs] 
 [several people saying Jared's mic isn't working.] 

856
00:28:13,542 --> 00:28:15,678
 (silently) Yeah. What are you doing? [inaudible] 
 Another one, score -- score one for Jared. 
 [several people saying Jared's mic isn't working.] 

857
00:28:15,678 --> 00:28:19,415
 [several people saying Jared's mic isn't working.] 

858
00:28:19,415 --> 00:28:22,818
 [several people saying Jared's mic isn't working.] 

859
00:28:22,818 --> 00:28:25,621
 [questioner speaking, inaudible] 

860
00:28:25,621 --> 00:28:27,022
 I'm sorry, we can't hear you, 
 your mic's not on. 

861
00:28:27,256 --> 00:28:29,758
 [laughs] 

862
00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:31,260
 I had to pay them 
 a lot of money to... 

863
00:28:31,260 --> 00:28:32,227
 ask me a question. 
 [laughs] 

864
00:28:32,227 --> 00:28:33,796
 [laughs] 

865
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:36,331
 I wanted to ask you, 
 not only do you play the role 

866
00:28:36,331 --> 00:28:38,901
 of a good guy, but in some 
 of your episodes 

867
00:28:38,901 --> 00:28:40,869
 you also play the role 
 of a bad guy. 

868
00:28:41,336 --> 00:28:43,839
 And I was just wondering-- 
 What is it like to work with Misha? 

869
00:28:43,839 --> 00:28:49,778
 [laughs, cheers] 

870
00:28:49,778 --> 00:28:51,280
 Do you like working with Misha 
 more as a good guy, 

871
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:55,250
 [many more comments that his mic is off] 

872
00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:56,385
 Here. 
 Oh yeah. 

873
00:28:56,385 --> 00:28:58,087
 It worked! [evil laugh] 
 [laughs] 

874
00:28:58,087 --> 00:28:59,488
 [laughs] 

875
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:00,289
 Here, take this one. 

876
00:29:00,289 --> 00:29:01,457
 Ok, go ahead, sorry. 
 [laughs] 

877
00:29:01,457 --> 00:29:02,691
 [laughs] 

878
00:29:02,891 --> 00:29:05,227
 As an actor, 
 was it hard for you 

879
00:29:05,227 --> 00:29:06,395
 to switch from-- 
 He's not an actor. 

880
00:29:06,395 --> 00:29:08,263
 [laughs] 

881
00:29:08,263 --> 00:29:11,500
 [inaudible] was it hard switching 
 from good guy to bad guy... 

882
00:29:11,967 --> 00:29:13,936
 back and forth, back and forth 
 while you were on the set? 

883
00:29:13,936 --> 00:29:15,370
 I guess the 
 short answer is that -- 

884
00:29:15,370 --> 00:29:17,139
 I guess the 
 short answer is um... 

885
00:29:17,406 --> 00:29:19,007
 the short answer is... yes. 
 [laughs] 

886
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,175
 [laughs] 
 [scattered laughs] 

887
00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:22,945
 The long answer is not so much, 
 'cause it's really well written, 

888
00:29:22,945 --> 00:29:24,246
 you know, 
 like it's -- it's um... 

889
00:29:24,713 --> 00:29:27,349
 The sh-- the sh-- 
 the longer answer is that um, 

890
00:29:27,483 --> 00:29:29,918
 you've been playing a character 
 for so long, and he's a certain way, 

891
00:29:29,918 --> 00:29:32,387
 that when they like switch it up 
 and like you're doing Lucifer or something... 

892
00:29:32,788 --> 00:29:34,623
 um it's -- you can't -- it's hard 
 to do the back story, 

893
00:29:34,623 --> 00:29:37,059
 you know, like I think you act 
 and you draw from your own experiences, 

894
00:29:37,259 --> 00:29:38,627
 so when you get 
 the role of Lucifer, 

895
00:29:38,627 --> 00:29:40,662
 you can't really draw from 
 many experiences of... 

896
00:29:40,662 --> 00:29:41,563
 [laughs] 

897
00:29:41,563 --> 00:29:43,332
 being Lucifer, so um... 
 [laughs] 

898
00:29:43,332 --> 00:29:44,299
 [laughs] 

899
00:29:44,299 --> 00:29:45,601
 But it's tough, 
 it's a lot of fun, 

900
00:29:45,601 --> 00:29:47,503
 those -- those are the more fun 
 days for me, you know, 

901
00:29:47,503 --> 00:29:50,239
 'cause sometimes it feels like 
 you're -- you're a mouse in a wheel 

902
00:29:50,239 --> 00:29:52,307
 kind of doing the same thing, 
 but then it -- it's... 

903
00:29:52,608 --> 00:29:55,177
 inevitably something exciting and new 
 comes up and we get to play. 

904
00:29:55,477 --> 00:29:56,111
 Thank you. 

905
00:29:56,912 --> 00:29:58,680
 I'd like to end 
 with that question. [laughs] 
 [laughs] 

906
00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,081
 [laughs] 

907
00:29:59,081 --> 00:30:00,783
 'Cause it's me. Who else 
 had a question for me? 

908
00:30:00,783 --> 00:30:02,885
 Um, all right, [inaudible] good one? 
 [laughs] 

909
00:30:03,819 --> 00:30:06,255
 Um, since you've made it 
 all the way to season six, 

910
00:30:06,255 --> 00:30:07,756
 it feels like the show's 
 amazing. 

911
00:30:07,990 --> 00:30:09,291
 Yeah, thank you. 
 But -- it is. 

912
00:30:09,291 --> 00:30:10,926
 But it's not 
 season six amazing. 

913
00:30:10,926 --> 00:30:12,528
 [scattered laughs] 

914
00:30:12,528 --> 00:30:14,763
 Not yet, but... 
 [inaudible] 

915
00:30:14,763 --> 00:30:16,098
 Touché, touché. 

916
00:30:16,431 --> 00:30:18,700
 [inaudible] the season finale 
 but it's like [gasp] 

917
00:30:18,967 --> 00:30:19,802
 “Oh my God,” 
 Yeah. 

918
00:30:19,968 --> 00:30:22,070
 but I was just wondering 
 since season six, 

919
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,740
 has it gotten easier 
 doing the show 

920
00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,509
 or is it like there's challenges 
 coming out of nowhere 

921
00:30:27,509 --> 00:30:29,645
 that are like, “Oh my God, this 
 never happened” 

922
00:30:29,645 --> 00:30:31,113
 “in the past five seasons.” 
 Yeah. 

923
00:30:31,113 --> 00:30:32,347
 You know what, 
 it's actually been harder. 

924
00:30:32,347 --> 00:30:34,616
 It's actually -- this has been 
 tougher, season six, 

925
00:30:34,616 --> 00:30:35,918
 that's a good question, 
 a really good question. 

926
00:30:36,118 --> 00:30:37,486
 We sort of thought 
 the same thing, we were like, 

927
00:30:37,486 --> 00:30:38,887
 “Six! We've made it, cool!” 

928
00:30:38,887 --> 00:30:40,122
 Um... 
 [laughs] 

929
00:30:40,122 --> 00:30:42,457
 And then we're getting to work 
 and since it's changing up so much 

930
00:30:42,457 --> 00:30:44,393
 we're kind of recreating 
 and as you can see, 

931
00:30:44,393 --> 00:30:45,761
 Dean's character 
 has changed a little bit, 

932
00:30:45,761 --> 00:30:47,129
 Sam's character 
 has changed a little bit, 

933
00:30:47,462 --> 00:30:48,831
 And so you almost feel like, 
 “Wow, like I'm--” 
 A little? 

934
00:30:48,931 --> 00:30:51,300
 Yeah, a little, yeah. 
 A little more than a little. 
 [laughs] 

935
00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:54,036
 But um... here we are, 
 we've finished episode nine -- 

936
00:30:54,036 --> 00:30:55,537
 we're gonna finish it 
 on Wednesday -- 

937
00:30:56,038 --> 00:30:59,208
 um, and so we're trucking along, 
 we're almost halfway through the season, 

938
00:30:59,208 --> 00:31:00,375
 but it's -- it's been 
 pretty tough. 

939
00:31:00,843 --> 00:31:02,678
 Um... 
 Babies, dogs. 

940
00:31:02,678 --> 00:31:04,146
 Babies, dogs, kids. 

941
00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:07,449
 More babies. 
 Misha -- I said babies. 

942
00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,685
 [laughs] 

943
00:31:09,685 --> 00:31:11,520
 Just so Misha doesn't 
 feel left out, has-- 

944
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,288
 No, he doesn't -- he's ok, he's ok. 
 [laughs] 

945
00:31:13,288 --> 00:31:14,590
 He doesn't have feelings, 
 it's all right. 

946
00:31:14,590 --> 00:31:15,991
 [inaudible] a question for me. 
 [laughs] 

947
00:31:15,991 --> 00:31:16,959
 [laughs] 

948
00:31:17,926 --> 00:31:19,361
 There's in the corner, 
 we can't miss you. 

949
00:31:19,361 --> 00:31:20,729
 Yes! 
 Yes! 

950
00:31:20,729 --> 00:31:21,597
 Finally! 

951
00:31:21,597 --> 00:31:23,232
 How much 
 can you bench, Jared? 

952
00:31:23,232 --> 00:31:27,369
 [laughs] 

953
00:31:27,369 --> 00:31:28,303
 The-- 
 And Misha too. 

954
00:31:28,303 --> 00:31:29,438
 I want to know. 
 All right. 

955
00:31:29,438 --> 00:31:31,740
 The most I ever did... 
 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

956
00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:34,209
 What's the most I -- right now, 
 probably not a whole lot. 

957
00:31:34,209 --> 00:31:35,878
 The most I did when I was -- 
 what was it? 

958
00:31:36,445 --> 00:31:38,480
 [Clif] Let me see, uh 355. 
 355. 

959
00:31:39,047 --> 00:31:40,215
 [impressed reactions] 
 Was the most I did. 

960
00:31:40,782 --> 00:31:43,819
 But now I'm probably -- 
 now I'm down 352, 351... 

961
00:31:43,819 --> 00:31:45,687
 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

962
00:31:45,921 --> 00:31:47,322
 Probably right now, 
 probably 315. 

963
00:31:47,689 --> 00:31:50,158
 I actually don't know 
 exact uh... poun-- 

964
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,827
 H-- How much does a Corolla weigh? 
 [laughs] 

965
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:56,031
 [laughs] 

966
00:31:56,031 --> 00:31:58,433
 You mis-- you mispronounced it. 
 Quarter. How much does a quarter weigh? 

967
00:31:58,433 --> 00:32:00,135
 [inaudible] 
 [laughs] 

968
00:32:00,135 --> 00:32:01,336
 He's almost up to two quarters. 
 Are you -- 

969
00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,672
 is that the cane pulling us off the...? Ok. 
 Right now. 

970
00:32:04,072 --> 00:32:05,807
 [inaudible] 
 Awwww! 

971
00:32:06,008 --> 00:32:08,277
 For now, but we're going to see 
 guys again later. 
 Good morning, [inaudible] sweater. 

972
00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:10,312
 And it will be -- we promise to be 
 much more interesting 

973
00:32:10,312 --> 00:32:11,713
 later on in the day. 
 We'll get rid of him. We'll -- yeah. 

974
00:32:11,713 --> 00:32:12,347
 [scattered laughs] 

975
00:32:12,347 --> 00:32:13,882
 He'll be gone, so it'll be 
 a lot funner 

976
00:32:13,882 --> 00:32:14,850
 and we can have a good time. 
 [applauds] 

977
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:15,918
 Thank you guys, thank you. 
 [applauds, cheers] 

978
00:32:15,918 --> 00:32:21,023
 [applauds, cheers] 

979
00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,457
 [inaudible] 
 [applauds] 

980
00:32:22,457 --> 00:32:23,425
 [applauds] 

981
00:32:23,425 --> 00:32:24,426
 Hey, bye! 
 [applauds] 

982
00:32:24,426 --> 00:32:26,161
 Bye! 
 [applauds, cheers] 

983
00:32:26,161 --> 00:32:31,967
 [applauds]