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could literally have a three-hour

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gag that's what I keep telling Bill

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actually the movie is going to just

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[Applause] be the

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be the
movie um two hour G yeah so it's uh it's

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anyway we saw the the season a gag re

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it's uh it's funny you guys will enjoy

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it if you if you like that kind of thing

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my sister randomly um very randomly

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texted me a month ago or something she

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was like I just I just laughed out loud

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I was messed around on YouTube this is

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like during the day she was like and I

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and Jenson says it smells like sulfur

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and you said I ate sulfur for breakfast

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she like don't ask me why I was watching

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your gag reel but it made laugh me well

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she's like at

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work I a all for breakfast yes I'm going

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to go back over

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here you both go at the same time

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fight okay well J going be a dad really

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soon

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and wanted to know if you've already

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been

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like I've only ever said listen just

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stay away from a pregnant

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wife they're

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dangerous um maybe little bits here and

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there I mean I think it's trial by fire

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I think the best advice I ever got from

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a parent was like just figure it out

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cuz it's not I don't think it's going

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mean I've only done it once think did I

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asked him U I asked him a couple months

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ago I was like hey what was there a you

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know a book that you read or or

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something that you would recommend and

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he's

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like it's not going to

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help I mean I read I read I read 20 baby

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books you know and they're all like

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you'll pick up the two bestselling baby

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books and one says do this the other one

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says like don't do

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yeah I'll figure it out um honestly my

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my best piece of advice is probably the

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baby beorn I mean it cuz it's that thing

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that holds them like a kangaroo so you

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can do something cuz when they're a baby

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if you're like walking around you can't

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do anything and you're useless at first

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you're like I can't do

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anything but then when you strap them on

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to you and you can kind of use both

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hands so you can still do stuff

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that sounds like really bad [Applause]

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[Applause]
parenting get something to hold your

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baby get something that makes the baby

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obsolete you'll be much better um I did

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get I did get interesting piece of

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advice for

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Misha and I I know I think it's going to

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be like some weird it's actually a good

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one he was uh he said that uh he said

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stay off the internet

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when you know if you know when she gets

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sick or she starts having you know

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certain issues or whatever don't go to

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the internet to diagnose it cuz all that

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does it's all it is is horror stories

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and it'll just scare the pants off you

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don't do it and he's like and tell denil

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not to do it of course that was too late

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she's already doing it anyway but but um

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yeah cuz you know he's like he's like

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cuz the people that actually take the

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time to write about it are the ones that

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have the horror stories the ones that

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everything's cool or that it didn't you

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know that it didn't uh nothing became of

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of an issue or a situation they're not

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going to sit down and be like you know I

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had some weird I had some weird bruising

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going on on my legs and it was all good

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it went away no you you're the one like

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I don't have a leg

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anymore and then of course then he was

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like oh my God my legs are going to fall

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off stop reading that crap so that was a

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good piece of advice for me she's like

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don't don't pay attention to the

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internet cuz it's just horror stories so

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any no uh yes right here