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what do you

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[Music] got so the question is what is the

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got so the question is what is the
question the question is how did I get

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started in

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acting here's a question I have an

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answer how did you get started in acting

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I'm going to tell I'm going to tell you

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guys aler got started that it's good

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it's thank you finally um do you see

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that

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mustache what else is he going to

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do yeah just clearly I've been touched

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by God we

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clearly annoy dude I actually just saw Jensen

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annoy dude I actually just saw Jensen
backstage we haven't seen each other

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this convention and he literally I I

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think the mustache literally stopped you

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in your tracks like you had that moment

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of like SP I'm pretty sure that before I

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I gave you a hug a bro hug mind you yeah

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I think I actually reached up and

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touched your

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I didn't even ask him either it was just

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like it's like it's like a see it you're

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drawn to it is yeah it's it's just like

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this like shiny Beacon of of Manliness

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well you remember you remember the old

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phone versial Reach Out Reach Out And

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Touch someone do I my new slogan is

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Reach Out reach out and scratch my stash

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that's could be taking many different

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ways it's just

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clarify yeah it's a blanket it covers

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covers it all yeah it doesn't matter

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there's air quotes around the whole

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thing every absolutely it's fine um the

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have you have you have you told people

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the cuz we have very different we've

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talked about this over dinner I know how

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you got aced we've had this conversation

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I'm sure you've shared that with people

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before right you can ask that question

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it's the very talented goodlooking Texan

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AR the town the roof off the joint and

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the rest is Hollywood history

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much like that the bummer was he didn't

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have a horse he literally was mine I had

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two halves of coconuts and I was

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just for me it was

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different I the a neighbor a friend of

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ours is doing a local play in Nashville

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which is where I'm from where all good

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people are from a S this is not sounding

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that much different it's and it's it's

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pretty diff and so so he said we need a kid to

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diff and so so he said we need a kid to
be in this play and I don't have to

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speak I do anything the play was Trojan

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women which is just a Laugh Factory it's

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hilarious uh and and I was playing a son

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and I die I to come out on on a board

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and be dead so I was called to be I they

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asked me to be this character this kid

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and so I said yes I'll do it I my

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parents said it I was five

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and I played a Stein ax I remember this

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very clearly with with the mustache

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with it was MIT mustach and training it

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of course yes and so the first night I

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didn't really have to rehearse that much

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CU basically I had to walk out with her

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and then I had to lay down on your de

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pretty easy stuff the one thing that

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happened that they didn't let me know

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about

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was Y what the hell's wrong with

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this you met my

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pator see he touched

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[Applause] it it'll bite back I'm going to wash my

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it it'll bite back I'm going to wash my
hand guys it's literally it's like an

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Old Spice commercial on his

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face I've never seen you guys jealous

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before this

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is what are you doing here this

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enlightning what are you I heard about

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this like POS growing on Richard's

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P are you done over there oh I was just

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killing time waiting for him to be done

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I had to come see what this growth was

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there W I thought I thought you were

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just wanted to hang out with me but it

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was a time killer it was a time [Laughter] [Laughter]
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killer you take that back whenever you

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take that

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back never

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do do something kill

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time do five

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minutes hey if you have a porn stash

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like that are you allowed to act in wao

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W no it's just a man

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stash it doesn't have to be dirty I

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thought once it goes I thought once it

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goes down past the Chan no no no once it

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goes past the Chan you're David Crow me

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are you doing a are you doing a Ry

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fingers biopic see that's a good omage

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what I I'll take I'll take fingers I'll

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take Zappa I'll take Sam Elliot and will

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not take Freddy Mercury you can keep

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Freddy Mercury Freddy Mercury comments I don't

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Mercury Freddy Mercury comments I don't
appreciate it you know Freddy Mercury's

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mustache doesn't make the turn that's

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the thing I was giving mustach growing

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tips to my uh Q&A yesterday which I'll

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give to you guys if you ever decid to go

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down this very dark

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Road beard you grow a beard then you

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remove what's not a mustache and you

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were left with mustache do not be the

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beole who decides to grow a mustache by

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itself so you have 3 weeks of just

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like of like bad STI we and then must

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comes out so what in the world are you

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do paper write this down yeah wait what

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am I doing you're so you're the mustache

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is full grown that's what you're calling

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it full

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grown I suppose there should Mo room

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yeah I would say for the most part okay

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just check it

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I don't want to presume that it was not

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I've really thrown you off your head

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game haven't I this is where sure he had

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an game yeah well

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aame on to be around

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youing it's like my mustach makes me a

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sexual predator and you

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know you know D well I was a sexual

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predator before the

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M come on scars to prove it SP yes love

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to say got to go do your thing you know

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what's funny what I'm going to see you

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later so I don't

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care I'm going to make sure he doesn't

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get lost Jared vampire