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can I open another

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box good let's go see what uh Miley

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Cyrus has to

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offer I assumed it would be something

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Supernatural related silly

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game what another one yeah I'm opening

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another one not this one what's wrong with this

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one not this one what's wrong with this
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wands what do they call

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those I can open this

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one if I open this thing

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[Music] um um
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[Laughter] shoot oh

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shoot oh
really is this

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uh this is saying that uh I'm to give a

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lesson in

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courtship thank God it's not

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dumbledor um from the hit movie

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Hitch yeah now this isn't

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happening well

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what what did you expect from

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this am I supposed to read this with

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somebody really if I want

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really if I want
to I didn't want to put that thing

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on I did

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that dance monkey dance um [Music] [Music]
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I'm going to say you've never looked so

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manly um I feel totally powerless up

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here without a microphone very

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vulnerable do you guys have another

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microphone hi you guys

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so they they would like us to I don't

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want to say

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this so um I just spent maybe 10 or 15

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minutes uh squashing the entire Dean and

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Cass situation that I

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mean so uh they'd like us to make out

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now um

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[Applause] don't do

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it I'm always trying to get Jensen to do

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sort of erotic scenes with me while

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we're shoting and he never does it's the

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only place that it ever works

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out this is Hitch how did this have this

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happen I don't know I don't know I'd

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rather read your uh your resume in BIO

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from 199

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all um okay so all right these are these

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are these are two script we don't need

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these we don't need these we don't we're

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going to do this we're going to do this

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because we're you know because we're

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professionals oh wait I have I have a

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question for you m yeah I'd love to hear

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in in your opinion yeah

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why why

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yes do we prank you

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I actually honestly think that it's

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because you're afraid of

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me does that resonate with you as true

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does that help

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you why why do you think that you prank

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me I know it's not because it's funny or

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satisfying I said we feel comfortable
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maliciously as we do because we like you

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best that's really my grandmother used

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to hit me and say I do it because I love

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you but she sounds like a really awesome

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lady great um yeah that's a really weak

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excuse okay here we go here we go uh you

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know here's the problem with this scene

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I don't I don't remember it at all do

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you know what what this is referencing

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no we're just going to read this C read

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it's called a cold read in our uh neck

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of the woods yeah okay uh who do you

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want to be I want to be hitch of course

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you do I am really

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racist it's true I always get the black

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okay hey I had a really nice time I had

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a great time too with legra with a

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beard hold on I'm not understanding

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things here

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[Applause] I'm not what do you mean I'm just

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not I'm just not feeling like you want

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it look I mean I'm I'm a like R Cole the

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woman of your dreams why did I pick the

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woman

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man uh the woman whose green eyes are

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are are liping pools of Desire Now show

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me the magic Albert show me

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the guys we were in the middle of making

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out SC up middle of a scene Brett

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rner um what the hell was that I'm

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showing you the Magic No I I said come

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90 and then I'll come 10 you don't go

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the whole 100 my mouth was open Albert

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you you overeager son of a

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I mean other than that I was

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it some stage

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directions this the

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same oh

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yeah I I'm starting to get what this

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scene is about yeah

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I had a really nice time I had I had a

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great time to

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[Laughter] with what's up what's up oh I'm not

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with what's up what's up oh I'm not
feeling what do you mean I I oh this is

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the same

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scene I know I'm

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confused oh this is three copies of the

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exact same page why

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we we just got tricked into doing the

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scene twice yes

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now I understand why they started

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playing to music because they knew that

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the scene was over and we didn't we

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didn't that would have been much better

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if we had separated the pages it

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probably would have cuz then you could

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have stood over there and I could have

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stood over here and I could have come 90

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and you could have come 10 and the whole

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thing would have really made sense we

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needed to rehearse that I think

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unfortunately this is why we're in

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television and not film that's right and

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why we're not allowed on stage as a

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general Ru yes as as it was um that was

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that was uh uncomfortable terrible um

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I'm going to go take a shower that was

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awful um it was weird he slipped me the

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tongue by the way I didn't I as I do

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weird as I do generally as the rule of

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thumb or

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tongue uh don't print that don't

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don't um I think can believe at this

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point can I ask you a question and now

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I'm just kind of awward position you've

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had you've had kissing scenes I've had

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I've had kissing scenes before in

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television I have um I was on a soap oh

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yeah all I did so there are attractive

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women that you're having kissing scenes

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with do you um do they slip you the

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tongue do you slip them the tongue where

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you know there's there's an that's

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that's kind of an interesting situation

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when it comes to the kissing on screen

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thing it's true um there was a woman

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actress recently

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um of which I had to kiss on screen and

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in rehearsal we got to the point where

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we're supposed to lip lock and and she

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just kind of backed up she goes as a

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rule no

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tongue and I go

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duh and it is kind of a it's kind of a a

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it's it's a bit of a known thing with

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actors that it just you know you can

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make it look like there's that just kind

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of keep the tongue in your mouth and

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that's relative are there any children

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in the audience

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today nah okay um and then after about

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take two or three boom in with the

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tongue she

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comes and here's the thing when that

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happens you have no choice but to try to

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defend yourself so like [Applause]

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[Applause]
it's like a it's like a mouth game of

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capture the flag at this point you don't

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really know yeah and um so when I when I first

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know yeah and um so when I when I first
got to La I didn't know that rule uh and

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I got cast in this movie this

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independent movie um and they were doing

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a chemistry read with uh with with my

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character so I have been cast and then

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they bring in all the girls who are

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going to play potentially play my

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girlfriend and they have us read

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together in front of the director so

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uncomfortable so uncomfortable

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very uncomfortable weird chemistry reads

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it's very uncomfortable in general it's

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awkward and it's like you're it's like a

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first date but but you don't have any

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time to warm up at all and you're doing

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it with an audience of Executives and Su

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watch you and uh and so anyway one of

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the scenes we were doing was a kissing

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scene and all these women that they came

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in for the audition they were beautiful

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and so I was like sweet I'm going out

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with all of them and I did I didn't know

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a tongue ru

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it was terrible for them it was terrible

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for them it was nice for me but

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um but it was a little awkward

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um there was a

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um anybody remember a dark angel

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y

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there there was an episode in in on that

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show where my character was uh in a very

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elaborate uh strip club I guess yeah

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with the fish tank with the woman in it

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that remember this

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one and and U Jessica's character comes

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up and sits on my lap and is like

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twirling my hair and doing that whole

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thing well when I walked into that

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particular scene uh one of the ladies of the club

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scene uh one of the ladies of the club
comes up and like it's like hey I missed

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you and licks my

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face you guys remember this at all yes

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okay they auditioned that part on the

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day

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you mean they had a a line of women come

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in and lick your face all of the all of

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the background which they hired from a

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local Club so they were actual strippers

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Club so they were actual strippers
entertainers as it were uh the director

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thought it would be fun to just have

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that happen as a as some some thing he's

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like hey hey I need you to come with me

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for a second I'm like okay he walks me

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into this room while they're setting up

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like this big giant shot and he's like

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so uh this is the situation when you

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walk in I want one of the girls to come

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up and and you

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know give you uh hi how you doing kind

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of thing like oh all right he's like so

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we have them all waiting outside and

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like scandle clag women 15 of them lined

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up and uh and he's like okay bring in

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the first one and she walks in I'm

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talking like high heel short breast you

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know the whole

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and uh and he goes okay I need you to

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walk up to him and pretend he is your

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number one client and give him a nice

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greeting so you're how old at this point

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I'm probably 22

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23 and had your parents told you that

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when you grew up you were going to get

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to go to Los Angeles and be paid to have

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strippers give

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La you would have been this this sounds

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like a good career move

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College um so that's what one after the

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other and it got to the point where he

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wasn't quite getting the the reaction or

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the performance that he was hoping for

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so he was upping the Annie he was like

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hey why don't you grab him and he wasn't

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getting the performance from you

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probably because I was like I was

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shocked I was like

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like
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really teach that in acting school do

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they not a big part of the

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curriculum yeah yeah so anyway moral of

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the story no

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tongue unless

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provoked and then defend yourself that's

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all we can do is really just simply put

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a defense in and there do I need to

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leave I need to leave I've got to go I'm

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sorry I really I don't appreciate

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standing on stage with him longer than

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have to so I'm going to go uh I love you

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all thank you very much for your time

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um okay good luck

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